Because you like Zoe Benson in American Horror Story

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Sophie Sheridan is a proud and independent woman who hardly ever looks before she leaps. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.