Character Recommendations Based on Klaus Heissler

Lucius Malfoy Harry Potter Series

This judgmental social climber has a bigoted superiority complex

Catwoman Batman & Robin

She might be slightly unhinged, but you can't say this feline villainess isn't confident

Gomez Addams The Addams Family

Eccentric and macabre father and charming schemer

Esmeralda The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Her street wisdom is unparalleled

John Dorian Scrubs

As a doctor-in-training, JD's head should be in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Crude, rude, and very talkative, this “ghost with the most” wreaks havoc wherever he goes

Scar The Lion King

Sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power

Kenny McCormick South Park

A boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands

Wreck-It Ralph Wreck-It Ralph

Video game villain who's really not such a bad guy

Stitch Lilo & Stich

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: To destroy everything he touches