Because you like Derek Zoolander in Zoolander

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Told her son will one day save the world, Sarah Connor dedicates her life to training him to do just that. See them in The Terminator.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Sarah Ashburn lives life by the book and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same. See them in The Heat.

A rugged frontiersman and consummate survivor, Hugh Glass has a relationship with the natural world that is downright spiritual. See them in The Revenant.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Shaun is used to being lazy. And now, you're asking him to fight for his life? See them in Shaun of the Dead.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

The Terminator is an emotionless killing machine who won't stop until he's changed the future. See them in The Terminator.