Because you like Derek Zoolander in Zoolander

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.