Because you like Adrian Veidt / Ozymandias in Watchmen

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze is a little short-tempered, a lot fun-loving. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Lord Farquaad is a tiny man with big, evil aspirations. See them in Shrek.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

If there's power in being average, Mikado Ryugamine will find it and use it. See them in Durarara!!.

A powerful dragon-hunting warrior, Dovahkiin is destined for great things. See them in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

A Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve! Tintin is lucky to have Captain Haddock as a companion to search for hidden treasure on an adventure around the world. See them in The Adventures of Tintin.

Aang is already a master airbender and once he learns to manipulate water, earth, and fire, he'll be truly unbeatable. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Manipulative, conniving, and ruthless, Mr. Gold is enigmatic no matter what world he's in. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.