Because you like Conker the Squirrel in Conker's Bad Fur Day

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

The personification of America is all about superheroes, hamburgers, and spreading democracy and justice. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

Claire Temple is a dedicated nurse providing secret care to New York's vigilantes. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

Ofelia is face-to-face with the deadliest creatures of the underworld and completely unafraid. See them in Pan's Labryinth.