Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

It's hard enough for Marta Cabrera to be part of a murder investigation, but when you can't lie? See them in Knives Out.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Cinderella will sacrifice herself to keep her family's memory alive. See them in Cinderella (Live Action).

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.