Because you like Buttercup in The Princess Bride

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Joe Goldberg works at a local bookstore and charms most girls sock's off. He is also a serial killer, but no one is perfect! See them in You.

Lady Bird's heart is in the right place, usually, but even the purest of people can fall sway to the havoc-wreaking traps of senior year. See them in Lady Bird.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Using a bracelet his late mother gave him, Apollo Justice can sense when other people are nervous based on even the most subtle signs. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.