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Alucard
399

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

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Philip J. Fry
416

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

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Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
420

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

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Chris Miles
413

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

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Jax Teller
416

Jax Teller can be cool or vengeful, calm or wrathful, depending on the situation. See them in Sons of Anarchy.

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Rogue
409

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

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Anton Chigurh
412

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

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Carrie White
1253

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

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Shotaro Kaneda
414

Hotheaded and arrogant, Kaneda is nevertheless fiercely protective of the biker gang he leads. See them in Akira.

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Michael Myers
418

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

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Big Boss
443

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

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Lucille Bluth
435

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.