Because you like Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy
Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.
It’s usually the good-looking, charismatic, play-by-their-own-rules types that get everyone into trouble, and Tyler Durden is Exhibit A. See them in Fight Club.
A good-natured and academically minded superhero, Dan Dreiberg can still get his hands dirty in a fight. See them in Watchmen.
A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.
Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.
Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.
A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.
He's a troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence. See them in Fight Club.
Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.
