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Germany
153

The last war left his economy devastated, and now Germany is engaged in another war and stuck with two barely trained allies for help. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

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Sally Albright
461

Sally Albright is high maintenance who she thinks she's low maintenance. But she's still worth it. See them in When Harry Met Sally....

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France
153

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

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Winifred Burkle
154

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

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Mark Sloan
155

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

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Master Chief (John-117)
781

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

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Dante
622

A fight every now and then makes Dante's life a little more interesting. See them in Devil May Cry.

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George Weasley
779

George Weasley likes to invent quirky joke products, play Quidditch, and cause poor Mrs. Weasley a lot of anxiety. See them in Harry Potter Series.

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Don Quixote
314

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

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Rory Williams
314

Rory Williams is a caring companion whose specialty is looking after others. See them in Doctor Who.

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Bayonetta
627

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

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Cortana
622

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.