Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

A skating genius, Victor Nikiforov dazzles women and men with a single glance. But deep down he's a cheerful goof. See them in Yuri on Ice.

Driven yet empathetic, Emily Prentiss brings humanity to the pursuit of inhuman killers. See them in Criminal Minds.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.