Because you like Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Phoebe Caulfield is a wise-beyond-her-years 10-year-old with an empathetic spirit. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Beneath Arthur's brash demeanor lurks the heart of a compassionate future king destined to unite the five kingdoms. See them in Merlin.

Kevin Khatchadourian is a disturbed, affect-less teen on a dark path. See them in We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.