Because you like Curt Vaughan in The Cabin in the Woods

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Jessica Davis is the girl that guys like to like. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Clay Jensen's friend Hannah is gone, and he is determined to find out why even if that brings him pain. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.