Because you like Andy Stitzer in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Sophie Sheridan is a proud and independent woman who hardly ever looks before she leaps. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Arwen has to choose between a life of loneliness or love and inevitible death, both rather unfortunate options. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Big Boss is a disillusioned mercenary commander who wants to create a world for soldiers (and soldiers alone). See them in Metal Gear Series.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

For Elton John, the road to stardom is a rocky ride. See them in Rocketman.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.