Because you like Andy Stitzer in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Don't tell anyone Kate Austen was under arrest when the plane crashed. See them in Lost.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.