Because you like Yvaine in Stardust

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

A passionate paleontologist with interests no one seems to share, Ross Geller tries to find love despite his past of abandonment and an awkward personality. See them in Friends.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Casey Gardner is an angsty teenage girl with quite a bit of sass that keeps getting her in trouble. See them in Atypical.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

An aloof punk rock goddess, Nana Osaki has a surprisingly big heart. See them in Nana.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.