Because you like Yvaine in Stardust

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.