Because you like Yvaine in Stardust

Frank Gallagher
330
A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Dave Strider
1096
An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Karkat Vantas
440
A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.