Because you like Anson Wheeler in Role Models

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

David Nolan is a noble fairy tale prince with the heart of a hero, regardless of whether he can remember his past or not. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

For Kazuya Mishima, the power of the Devil is now his and his alone. See them in Tekken .

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.