Because you like Klaus Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Carrie Bradshaw is a sex columnist addicted to expensive shoes, Cosmopolitan martinis, and unavailable men. See them in Sex and the City.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Juliet Starling is a cheerleader by day, gleefully unhinged zombie killer by night. See them in Lollipop Chainsaw.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

Closing off her emotions makes Lightning a great fighter, but at what personal cost? See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.