Because you like Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Mikey Waters would rather sell his body than rob anybody. See them in My Own Private Idaho.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

Jughead Jones is seeing the underbelly of his sleepy town. See them in Riverdale.

Beth March is the glue that holds her family together. See them in Little Women.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Summer Roberts is privileged and preppy but also surprisingly open-minded and fiercely loyal. See them in The O.C..

Villanelle is a hired assassin who loves committing murder as much as she loves dressing up in fancy pink ballgowns. See them in Killing Eve.