Because you like Alex in He's Just Not That Into You

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

The brilliant Mona Vanderwaal is proof that undergoing an "extreme makeover" isn't always a good thing. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

A legendary warrior with a complicated relationship to the truth, Jaime Lannister is revered and reviled in equal measure See them in Game of Thrones.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.