Character Recommendations Based on Harold Chasen

Ice King Adventure Time

Lonely, disgruntled king looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet

Victor Van Dort Corpse Bride

"I will lift her sorrows. Her cup will never empty, for I will be her wine."

Sideshow Bob The Simpsons

Pretentious and deadly. Hates rakes

Michael Corleone The Godfather

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and he's stone-cold

Unnamed Fight Club

A troubled insomniac in search of a moment to rest and a meaning to his existence

Bane The Dark Knight

A cruel supervillain born and raised in the darkness

Manny Ice Age

Surly and sarcastic, Manny travels alone – and prefers it that way

Claire Standish The Breakfast Club

Popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems

Annie Hall Annie Hall

Flighty, cool style icon

Domino Deadpool

Phenomenally lucky—and, yes, that's a superpower