Because you like Harold Chasen in Harold & Maude

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.