Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Although Jareth seems like he's just a harmless romantic, his powers make him a formidable foe. See them in Labyrinth.

Driven by guilt and rage, Kratos is less a man and more an unstoppable avatar of anger and hate. See them in God of War.

The black sheep of his family, Rhett Butler grew up to have charm and to see things as they are. He just doesn't give a damn anymore. See them in Gone with the Wind.

Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.

Gru's more misunderstood than evil, and if he'd rule over the world like he takes care of his three daughters, we'd be in good hands. See them in Despicable Me.

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.