Character Recommendations Based on Lloyd Christmas

John Egbert Homestuck

This off-beat dork is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic

Ted Mosby How I Met Your Mother

Hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children

Philip J. Fry Futurama

So stupid he accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium

Jackie Brown Jackie Brown

Not your everyday flight attendant

Bruce Banner The Incredible Hulk / The Avengers

You won't like him when he's angry

Rupert Giles Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside

Earthworm Jim Earthworm Jim

An everyday earthworm turned intergalactic hero

Heihachi Mishima Tekken

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else

Kenny McCormick South Park

A boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands

Jack Skellington The Nightmare Before Christmas

A nightmare-man with a soft heart and smooth voice