Because you like Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.