Because you like Dorian Gray in Dorian Gray

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Lux Lisbon's flirtatious manner attracts a lot of male attention. She relishes the power that her sexuality grants her. See them in The Virgin Suicides.

Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Meet Homelander, the snake that lurks beneath the glossy veneer. See them in The Boys.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.