Because you like Samus Aran in Metroid

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Eleanor puts up a tough front, even when everyone else tries to tear her down. See them in Eleanor and Park .

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

For now Lindsay Weir is a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

As Jane Villanueva grapples with a truly unexpected pregnancy, she realizes that her life is "now the stuff of telenovelas." See them in Jane the Virgin.