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There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but Legolas Greenleaf is a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

The son of Death has an obsession with perfection and symmetry. See them in Soul Eater.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Frodo might have carried the ring, but Samwise Gamgee carried the ring bearer. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Assistant to the demanding editor-in-chief, Emily Charlton comes across as cold and insensitive. But who can blame her? See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.