Because you like Big Boss in Metal Gear Series

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ace pilot Asuka Langley Soryu is confident, haughty, and a little less grown-up than she pretends to be. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

A bumbling hobbit, Bilbo Baggins is becoming a part of something much larger than himself as he embarks on a quest. See them in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

A reclusive introvert, Liz Sherman has a temper that's literally lethal. See them in Hellboy.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..