Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

In the Land of the Dead, finally free from the restrictive customs of Victorian society, Victor Van Dort is coming out of his shell. See them in Corpse Bride.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a sage Jedi who doesn't need to say much to teach you a galaxy's worth of wisdom. See them in Star Wars Series.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

An all-business doc , Miranda Bailey dispenses tough love to the interns she trains. Emphasis on "tough." See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Wise beyond his years, Ashitaka is a dutiful young prince who respects the balance of life. See them in Princess Mononoke.

Donkey Kong is a strong, banana-loving, and caring uncle to Diddy Kong. See them in Donkey Kong.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.