Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Growing up isn't easy: Chihiro's parents turned into pigs, she's enslaved at a bathhouse for demons, and oh yeah, she's fading from existence. See them in Spirited Away.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.