Because you like Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Whether it's a companion he’s failed or lingering guilt from the war, the Doctor can never truly let go of his past lives. See them in Doctor Who.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

Despite being at the bottom of the social hierarchy in school, Eric Effiong is an upbeat student who loves makeup and fashion. See them in Sex Education.

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.