Because you like Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Playing his cards close to his vest, J. Daniel Atlas believes the closer you look, the less you see. See them in Now You See Me.

Whether it's a companion he’s failed or lingering guilt from the war, the Doctor can never truly let go of his past lives. See them in Doctor Who.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.