Because you like Cortana in Halo

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Brilliant but self-destructive, Lip Gallagher spends more time stirring up trouble than hitting the books. See them in Shameless.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

For now Lindsay Weir is a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Effy Stonem is cool and collected with a wry smile on her face and a cigarette between her lips. See them in Skins.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.