Because you like Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic and Old Lace

Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Selfishly taking her father’s place to fight in the Imperial Army, Hua Mulan risks treason if they find out she isn’t who she says she is. See them in Mulan.

Penelope Garcia is the smartest ex-con turned FBI tech, but her fashion never fails to raise eyebrows. See them in Criminal Minds.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.