Because you like Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Kumar Patel is always high, always hungry for sliders. See them in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Aldous Snow is a rock star who plays hard and parties harder. See them in Get Him to the Greek.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.