Because you like Ralph Parker in A Christmas Story

From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Hunting ghosts is both a job and a passion for Abby Yates. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.