Because you like Jimmy Valmer in South Park
Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.
Being beautiful and rich doesn't guarantee happiness for Cheryl Blossom. See them in Riverdale.
Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.
John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.
Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.
Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.
Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.
The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.
One of seven supernatural babies who was born to a mother who was never pregnant, Ben Hargreeves is trying to save the world from an apocalypse in 8 days. See them in The Umbrella Academy.
