Because you like Blake Henderson in Workaholics

An undercover DEA agent, Max Payne is too focused on avenging the past to plan for the future. See them in Max Payne.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Veronica Mars is a sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school. See them in Veronica Mars.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A jaded skeptic who only wants to get paid, Garrett becomes involved in bigger struggles that force him to be less self-serving. See them in Thief.

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.

Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.

Thankfully, Jenna Hamilton has her sense of humor and friends to get her through the endless torture that is high school. See them in Awkward..

A charismatic and misunderstood FBI agent, Dale Cooper relies on dreams and premonitions to solve cases. See them in Twin Peaks.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.