Because you like Blake Henderson in Workaholics

Meticulous Arthur is always prepared, but he may not be ready to be the point man in the criminal world of dream sharing. See them in Inception.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.