Because you like Gregor Samsa in The Metamorphosis

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

How is angel Aziraphale supposed to stop the apocalypse when Hell's forces misplaced the Antichrist somewhere? See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

A sexy succubus , Morrigan Aensland lives for pleasure. See them in Darkstalkers .

Beth March is the glue that holds her family together. See them in Little Women.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.