Because you like Gregor Samsa in The Metamorphosis

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A sexy succubus , Morrigan Aensland lives for pleasure. See them in Darkstalkers .

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.