Because you like Principal Skinner in The Simpsons

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.