Because you like Christopher John Francis Boone in The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.

His name is Olaf, he's a snowman, and he likes warm hugs. See them in Frozen.

Hell hath no fury like an evil fairy scorned. See them in Maleficent.

Empathetic Nausicaa embraces all forms of life, even those that might scare other people. See them in Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

An underdog with nothing left to lose, Donnie Creed has everything to prove. See them in Creed.

There are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear. These are the ones that change the world forever. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.