Because you like Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants

Benoit Blanc is Sherlock with Southern charm, and a mysterious benefactor. See them in Knives Out.

Vincent Vega likes a good steak, a cheap milkshake, and killing a target without anything going wrong. See them in Pulp Fiction.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Donatello might come off as a tad nerdy, but don't let his geekiness fool you. He's a trained ninja and a skilled fighter. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Ethical but anxious, Chidi Anagonye approaches life like a problem to be solved. See them in The Good Place.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).