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Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

Leslie Knope can accomplish anything, literally anything, with a little grit and help from her office. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A contemptuous aristocrat, Violet Crawley is unafraid to exert her authority and voice her opinions, no matter how harsh they are. See them in Downton Abbey.

Rebecca Bunch struggles with decision making. So much so that she chases her high school boyfriend across the country to win him back. See them in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze is a little short-tempered, a lot fun-loving. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

Tyler Gage is going to have to step up soon on the dance floor. Otherwise, it's back to janitorial work. See them in Step Up.

Beca Mitchell fancies herself an edgy loner, but it turns out being part of a group can be aca-amazing. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Ponyboy Curtis is a "Greaser" on the surface, but he's a sensitive poet underneath. See them in The Outsiders.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.