Because you like Stan Marsh in South Park

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

If Lisbeth Salander can hurt a bastard who deserves it by digging up stuff about him, she feels good. See them in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

Rukia Kuchiki is a cool and collected warrior who has trouble opening up to anyone. See them in Bleach.

An opportunistic fugitive-turned-bounty-hunter, Faye Valentine uses both grit and her good looks to get ahead. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

Carolos has perfect hair, a lab coat, and a constant readiness to do science. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Academics weren't his strong suit. Luckily, Jesse Pinkman's street smarts are a cut above the rest. See them in Breaking Bad.

Frank West enjoys the adventure that comes from his work. But a zombie outbreak might be a little too much even for him. See them in Dead Rising.

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

Kendall Roy is a wanna be ruthless businessman who comes across more like an anxious teenager. See them in Succession.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.