Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

A malevolent dark wizard, Voldemort is so fearsome that he's known primarily as "He Who Must Not Be Named." See them in Harry Potter Series.

Harry Osborn is the privileged son of Oscorp's founder with a goblin-sized chip on his shoulder. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Goh Peik Lin is funny, unfiltered, and a fiercely supportive friend. See them in Crazy Rich Asians.

Bumbling, jolly, and loyal, Rubeus Hagrid has the uncanny ability to make the best of a bad situation. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.