Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mrs. Lovett is the proud purveyor of the worst, and most grisly, pies in London. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

A free-spirited girl, Kim doesn't judge by appearances. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Paulie Bleeker is shy, sweet, and super into orange tic-tacs. See them in Juno.